Nasty Tatto

one of my bridesmaids has this lovely tattoo on her back:



Why? I don't know..

That being said. I told her from the beginning that the tattoo has to be covered at the wedding.. I did not mean just for the ceremony. If I meant the ceremony I would have said, covered for the ceremony. So today she buys her dress. She's been pretty flaky and there was a point she wasn't even in the wedding. Aaron said I was being mean to not let her be a bridesmaid if she wanted to be a bridesmaid. So now she's a bridesmaid.

Anyways.. So on the way home, I ask her how she plans on covering the tattoo.

She said why should she have to cover it.

Um let me see...

BECAUSE ITS A NAKED PERSON.

If someone had a big dick tattooed on their back, i would ask them to cover it.

So she said that its my fault since the dress I picked didn't cover her tattoo... That she's not wearing a jacket for the entire reception. I said she could get a shrug or something... I'm about 10 seconds away from gluing a bandaid to her back.. which honestly quite possibly could be an option. She can leave it all except the boobs and the pubic hair. Seriously. Who wants to stare at that.

1. She wasn't a bridesmaid then.
2. Whatever.

I'm considering giving her a list of things I am expecting from her - including being on time (she was an hour late today and covering the tattoo). I honestly dont care if she bought a dress or not. If she stresses me out, she can just not be in the wedding.

Ugh...

can you call David's Bridal and cancel an order?